Well "Celebrated" doesn't really give an accurate impression. Saturday night we let Rock's 40th Birthday out of it's cage, chased it down with torches and pitchforks, tied it to a chair, shocked it's genitals with a car battery charger, hit it in the face with a phone book repeatedly, revived it, made it wear a fancy dress, took it dancing, dragged it out into the alley, did unmentionable things to it that no one is very proud of and then gave it $20 and sent it home in a cab. We spent the whole day today erasing the security tapes at Hockey Night in Chinatown Corporate Headquarters and scrubbing blood (and other) stains off the floor.
Needless to say, Rock's birthday isn't gonna show it's face for a while.
But you should bring your face (fancy dress optional, but appreciated) down to...
Hockey Night in Chinatown
105 Eldridge St.
(btw: Broome Street and Grand Street)
Tuesday - October 30, '07
from 7:00pm to 12 midnight.
The Pittsburgh Penguins at The Minnesota Wild
This here is the part of the email where we would insert further snarky comments if we were not too tore up to do so.
Happy Birthday Richie Rock!
Richie, we love you.