Monday, January 21, 2008

ATL at NYR - BOS at MTL - 7pm - Tues, 22 Jan '08

So Sid the Kid goes out for at least 4 weeks with a high ankle sprain seven minutes into the first period of Friday's loss against the Lightning. Then, on Saturday the Pens shutout the Habs 2-0. Then (!!!) on Monday the Pens lose a goal-fest verses the Caps in a shoot-out. So suffice it to say Rev. Timmy has been EXTRAORDINARILY uneven ( The Pens are his boys, and the Habs are his 2nd boys and every time they play he basically wants all the forwards to score hat-tricks and both goalies to get shut-outs. So you can imagine.) This sequence of events has proved extra taxing for someone as chemically unbalanced as our dear Reverend (self-induced or not, the cat is chemically unbalanced.) So we are very much looking forward to Tuesday's games. Even if it goes savagely against the Rangers or the Canadiens, at least there will be no ambivalence afoot. We'll just be glad to an end of Timmy skipping through the HNIC't Corporate Bunker to Abba songs one minute and then sobbing and spraying mace in the faces of the clerical staff the next (Charlene, the receptionist, threatened to quit.) It's just so hard to keep your guard up when Take a Chance On Me is blaring.
We're not terribly concerned as the Habs Rule! and everything about Boston Sucks! (O.K. sole exception: skinny, pale, punk rock girls who balance Dave's checkbook and get Timmy nifty Supersuckers swag. So far we've only found one.)

So take your lithium, leave your mace at home and skip on down to...
Night in Chinatown


105 Eldridge St.

(btw: Broome Street and Grand Street)

Tuesday -January 22, '08

from 7:00pm
'till Charlene's husband shows up looking for Rev. Timmy

Atlanta Thrashers at New York Rangers (HD)

Boston Bruins at Montréal Canadiens

Check this out: Rick Nash last Friday against the Coyotes. Try not to whistle Sweet Georgia Brown while you watch it a second time.
Betcha can't.

Our good buddies Richard Bacchus and the Luckiest Girls are making their way up here with some sort of Mid-Atlantic Hockey Town tour.
They're playing in Philly, Boston, Washington and Brooklyn (which is, apparently now part of New York City. Since when? 1898? No Shit!)
Anyway, they'll be at Trash Bar on Saturday night.
So watch the skills competition of the All-Star Game and head over.
10pm or so Sat 26 Jan '08

Trash Bar

256 Grand St. between Driggs & Roebling

Williamsburg, Brooklyn NY 11211

You did buy the record already, right?
Don't make us send Timmy over with Abba records and pepper spray.

Our Love
Is A


Scotty, we love you.

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