Monday, April 14, 2008

WEDNESDAY! - Devils at Rangers - Red Wings at Predators - Wed. 16 April '08

We here at Hockey Night in Chinatown all thought that Jet Li said he was not going to do any more medieval era kung fu flicks. And to his credit he managed to stop for a couple movies there. But really that's like saying that Rev. Timmy had quit drinking just because he had passed out (in his own filth) on the Master Control Panel in the Hockey Night in Chinatown Corporate Bunker Control Room.
Still we are totally going to see his new flick. Jet Li! Jackie Chan! A Bounty Hunter Witch with White Hair!??? Goddamn Muther-bug-fuckin'-A right!

This week we're back, but due to various reasons too complicated and embarrassing to go into here (imagine that!) we're going to have Hockey Night in Chinatown on Wednesday. We can't watch the Canadiens play at Fontanas tomorrow, and Rev. Timmy really wants to wear his Sean Avery shirt for a Rangers Game. Especially when Sean's just had a special rule made just for him.

Since none of you cats ever come out anyway (all you stupid jerks, living in your stupid jerk out of the city houses, getting up and going to your stupid jerk jobs to make stupid jerk futures for your stupid jerk families, Oh, speaking of which, special HNIC't congratulations to Grant and Andrea and little Johnny for the newest, littlest Ward: June Grace!!!!) we don't anticipate this being much of a hassle (well, we're not going to get to see the delightful Miss Keeeeely this week, sigh.)

Also it seems like the Rangers and the Red Wings might just need us to cheer, and drink, extra hard.

So Jet (Li) on down and come see all the stupid hockey jerks at...
Hockey Night in Chinatown


105 Eldridge St.

(btw: Broome Street and Grand Street)

WEDNESDAY - 16 April '08

from 7:00pm till everyone is passed out (in their own or each others filth) on the Master Control Panel

The New Jersey Devils at the New York Rangers

then (!!!)

The Detroit Red Wings at the Nashville Predators

Also kicking it around town this week will be instigator extrodinaire Richard Bacchus (and his lovely wife Shelby) who're in town for a bit of a mini D Generation Re-Generation at the new John Varvatos Store where CBGB's used to be.

Apparently they are going to Save the Music. Well, uh, great! Good luck.

Here's a flick from Halo 3 that Dave thought was funny. And seeing as he did such a nifty job on this week's flyer, he's right!

it, Ottawa!

Your ass is gettin' swept.

Call now to get a Thursday morning tee-off time.

Scotty, we love you.

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