Monday, May 19, 2008

No Hockey Night in Chinatown, but peace on Earth, Good will toward men. Joy and light throughout the Universe.

Well after all the horrible earthquakes, (no doubt some knucklehead southern preacher thinks God did that to them just 'cause they're Chinese, or gay.) past travesties of Cup Champions ( Carolina? Anahiem? Tampa Bay? Criminy!) and crappy movies starring Jet Li and Jackie Chan, it turns out there is a God and he loves HOCKEY!

But, alas, not Hockey Night in Chinatown (really, can you blame the dude? I mean, we ride that cat's ass hard. Not without good reason I might add. Platypuses, anyone?)

'Cause there ain't no hockey on Tuesday night.

And it follows directly that there's no Hockey Night in Chinatown (see how that goes? No? Next time we'll show our work.)

So lay in a whole mess of beer, lock your wife and children out of the house, recline your Lay-z-boy a click or two and get ready for...

Saturday 7:30pm The Pittsburgh Penguins at the Detroit Red Wings
Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Final.

It really doesn't look good for another Hockey Night in Chinatown, but maybe we can shuffle things around a bit (stranger things have happened. Much stranger, more horrifying and considerably stickier things happen here in the Hockey Night in Chinatown Corporate Bunker all the time.)
Keep watching the skies!!! (again, what is it with that?)

At least we've got us a proper Cup Final Series, with proper teams from places that have snow and ice.
Oh, and hockey!

Let's Go Wings!!!

Let's Go Pens!!!

This year, Evil*, will not prevail.

Scotty, we love you.

*Make no mistake, we do love Evil, just not that weak-ass, confederate, expansion team, Stanley Cup going anywhere we don't have T-shirts from kind of Evil.
Or really anywhere Scotty Bowman didn't coach.

Evil, we love you.

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