Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Pittsburgh Penguins at Philadelphia Flyers - 7:30pm Tues May 13, '08

[ Due to certain unforeseen circumstances (Rev. Timmy got all riled up on Labatt Blue, mostly because Miss Keeeeely's not gonna be bar tending at Hockey Night in Chinatown 'cause she got some sort of grown-up job, and locked himself in the boiler room with a boom box blaring My Bloody Valentine's "Loveless" over and over and eventually emerged and held one of our interns hostage with a 16-penny Senco Pneumatic Nailgun ) we have been forced to send out the template for our Hockey Night in Chinatown dispatches. So here it is. Now you can make your own. (Geez, we never thought we'd miss Saké Mike, but apparently he's the only one Timmy's afraid of. Dave just kinda eggs him on and takes pictures for his blog.)]



1) This is where you write stuff about what's going on in the NHL, sorta.



2) Then you write some funny stuff about:


a) Dave fooling with his iPhone.

b) Saké Mike hurting somebody. Or baking.

c) Rev. Timmy engaging in some uncouth activity under diminished capacity of some sort.


So get your [Something from paragraph 1] and [Something from paragraph 2] on down to...
Hockey Night in Chinatown

Fontanas

105 Eldridge St.

(btw: Broome Street and Grand Street)

Tuesday - May 13, 2008

from 7:30pm till [Some dopey thing related to paragraph 1 or 2 ]

This week:

The Pittsburgh Penguins at the Philadelphia Flyers

Game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals, Pens lead 2-0


More dopey drivel about hockey, or occasionally a show announcement.
Thusly:


Our good buddy Patrick Ryan is playing Bar On A Wednesday night. 9pm.
http://www.myspace.com/patricksaltryan

And often a Youtube clip of something hockey related, but just as often not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw4_0tc1LWo

[ Also throughout the email you should make words appear in bold.]

Then you finish it all of with:

Big Words

Go
Here!

Smaller, snarkier words go here.

Scotty, we love you always goes here.

pUNK, we love you goes here just this once. But we always love pUNK. Get well soon!



[ See? It's easy! ]

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