Thursday, June 5, 2008

Detroit Red Wings Win the Stanley Cup!

Goodness Gracious! Our Hockey Night in Chinatown Pretzel Handle Beer Cup flow'eth over.
Greatest Congratulations to the Stanley Cup Winning Detroit Red Wings! (Saké Mike was seen late into the wee hours boogying down in his new Nik Lidstrom Sweater.)
Sincerest Condolences to the Pittsburgh Penguins (Rev. Timmy is taking clear fluids* and resting comfortably.)

Dave even whipped up the most Detroit-y-est flyer possible. Sure we coulda put Gordie, or Yzerman or even the guys who won the Cup themselves, but this is Hockey Night in Chinatown, baby!
If we don't zig when we should zag, what, really, is the freakin' point?
(Wait, there's a point?)

Now we have to set about the arduous task of moth-balling the Hockey Night in Chinatown Corporate Bunker for the summertime.
We've gotta thaw and drain all the rinks, drink all the beer (no problem), hide all the porn, put the cover on the Atomic Voodoo Hockey Death Ray, find homes for all our poisonous sea anemones, set off a few bug bombs and oil up the 11 foot blast doors real good so we can get back in this fall.

Thanks for coming out, when you could, and for not canceling your email subscription.
All the best to you and yours this summer. Drink lots of water. Keep that sunscreen on. Wear a big floppy hat. Try not to pass out in the sun.
We're hoping to be back in October with more Rangers, Penguins, Red Wings, Habs and Hockeeyyyyyyy!

Yay Red Wings!

Yay Hockey!!!

Only 121 days until Hockey Season starts!
(We put a counter on the website so you can keep track.)


Stanley Cup, we love you. We especially love you when you go somewhere we love. Like where Scotty is.


*Vodka, Tequila