Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Last chance for HNIC't Fantasy Hockey

Hey folks! When we got into the Hockey Night in Chinatown Corporate Bunker it turned out we had left two of our Cray XT5 Supercomputers playing Dig Dug against each other all summer.
As a happy side effect we accidentally figured out a solution to this whole The-housing-boom-will-never-stop-so-lets-give mortgages-to-who-the-hell-ever-cause-what-could-go-wrong-wait-whoops-where-the-hell-did-my-bank-go Big Giant Government Bailout thingy.

Just give $2 million dollars to every man, woman and child in the United States.

That would only cost about $600 million or so compared to the $700 BILLION they're trying to get Congress to pony up.
(Wait, where does Congress get their money? )

That would give us $699 or so BILLION we could spend on bombing people that hurt our feelings (or we think may possibly hurt our feeling in the future.)

Speaking of folks that may (nay, invariably shall) very likely hurt our feelings (along with our bones and/or organs), Rev. Timmy still has some room in his Hockey Night in Chinatown Corporate Bunker Fantasy Hockey League. It's totally free and nobody really knows what's going on (least of all, Commissioner Rev. Timmy) and it would do us a real solid if you cats could sorta, you know, soak up some of his extra time.
(Heck, even Dave's doing it.)

The draft is automatic, but it'll go off at 5pm on Wednesday, October 1st (or whenever he gets up.)

Three more days then (!!!!!!!!!):
Rangers v. Lightning in Prague

12pm ET on MSG

Penguins v. Senators in Stockholm

2:30pm ET on NHL Network (used to be free on Direct TV, but who knows?)

Ohhhhhh, baby! We can taste it!

Reg Dunlop, we love you!

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