Friday, September 5, 2008

Fantasy Hockey League - Fun! Profit! Violence!

In an ongoing effort to keep Rev. Timmy's tiny, evil, raccoon-like paws busy (so eerily human!), we've decided to make him Commissioner for Life of the
Hockey Night in Chinatown Corporate Bunker Fantasy Hockey League (he can't possibly be noticeably worse than Bettman.) And seeing as he's alienated
most everyone here in the Bunker both generally and personally, we are appealing to our loyal subscribers to flesh out the ranks.

So c'mon folks, if'n you can't make it all the way down to Fontanas in Chinatown in any regular fashion, why not stay involved by running your own Hockey Team
(if you're afraid of doing it badly, you can name your team after a place in the South DCHS.)

The Winner gets their likeness on a flyer and a mention in the email!
Whoever comes in last gets their likeness on 2 (!!!) flyers and mentioned in 3 emails!

So Join Up!
Just send a note to Rev. Timmy and he'll send you an invite.

Sign up now
or the Terrorists Win!
Or the Southeast Division, whoever you're more scared of.


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