Monday, January 12, 2009

Habs at B's - Rangers at Isles - Tues - 7pm - 13 January 2009

With the Penguins having gone 2-8-0 in their last 10 (!!!) our dear, sick, twisted Rev. Timmy has been a bit daffier than usual (the correct medical term is batshit.)
We had set up a field trip for him with our HNIC't New York Metropolitan Area Legal Counsel, Jeff Grand (a very busy man) and raconteur and provocateur extraordinaire Gentleman Tom to go see The Pro Bull Riders Invitational at MSG. Gentleman Tom was quite taken by the pretzel handled beer mugs but apparently nobody informed him that the true point of the exercise was to get Rev. Timmy to forget about hockey for just a little bit so we could get some work done around The Hockey Night in Chinatown Corporate Bunker. Gentleman Tom proceeded to ply the Reverend with strong drink and accelerants and then gave him some packs of 1990 Topps Hockey Cards. When Rev. Timmy found a Patrick Roy and a Paul Coffey it was all over but the shouting (Ugh, sooooo much shouting.)
The field trip went out for ribs and then proceeded to MSG where they got to watch the cattle get it's revenge on the very species who serve their kin at restaurants with delicious BBQ Sauce and side salad.
http://www.pbrnow.com/release/?id=4601

So wipe off your hands with a moist towelette, loosen that strap around your junk that makes you buck up a storm and mosey on down to...
Hockey
Night in Chinatown

Fontanas

105 Eldridge St.

(btw: Broome Street and Grand Street)

Tuesday - 13 January 2009

from 7:00pm till we've looked through all the 1990 Topps Hockey Cards and found a Jagz Rookie Card for Rev. Timmy.

This week:

The Montréal Canadiens at the Boston Bruins

The New York Rangers at the New York Islanders


If you are a regular reader of the emails you know that quite often we have trouble thinking of stuff to put down in this section.
This is one of those times.

Ummmmmm. Here look at this (probably not safe for work, or home or looking at in your car while you're driving. On second though, maybe you should just not bother.)
http://www.newnudemag.com/en/the_vulis_files/15.html


Those Naked Girls are playing Hockey!

Alas, not ice hockey. No, it's not the bears, but they are probably easier to get skates on.

Scotty, we love you.

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