Monday, April 20, 2009

Pens at Flyers - Devils at Canes - Canucks at Blues - 1st Round Playoffs - 7pm - Tues - April 21, 2009

It's getting harder and harder to watch Hockey around the Hockey NIght in Chinatown Corporate Bunker starting, oh, Saturday Night (Bos 5 - Mtl 1.) It's a good thing we bought up a bunch of flat screen TV's when Circuit City was going out of business because Rev. Timmy is going through them like bourbon bottles (coincidentally, he is sending the bourbon bottles through the flat screen TV's and that is why we are going through them so quickly.) It is also one reason why we don't allow children in the HNIC't Corporate Bunker (last time Rev. Timmy watched hockey with his nieces, they all learned words even their Dad and Granddad didn't know. And they're both firefighters!) Instead we keep them at the HNIC't Rural Child-rearing and Advanced Opeth DVD Watching Facility in Croton-on-Hudson.

Above is Miss Gracie, and for only the cost of a really bitchin' motorcycle every week, you can help make sure her Dad and her Uncle Reverend Timmy get Gold Club Seats at MSG for the rest of the Playoffs and even on to the Stanley Cup Final.

Please, won't you call now?

Otherwise tie your flat screen TV to your really bitchin' motorbike and crotch rocket your way down to...
Hockey Night in Chinatown
105 Eldridge St.
(btw: Broome Street and Grand Street)
Tuesday - April 21, '09
from 7:00pm till we figure out how to fence all the TV's and bikes we're gonna have by the end of the night.
This week:
The Pittsburgh Penguins at Philadelphia Flyers Game 4 (Pens 2-1)
The New Jersey Devils at Carolina Hurricanes* Game 4 (NJ 2-1)
The Vancouver Canucks at the St. Louis Blues Game 4 (Van 3-0)

We believe that the Children are our Future!
Unless we stop them now!!!!!!

Yeah, we know Homer Simpson said it first
(hell, most of this stuff is stolen from the Simpsons. That, or old Oui Magazines.)
Besides, the Chicago/Calgary game is tied up.

Scotty we love you.

* Die Confederate Hockey Scum

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